||[Mar. 21st, 2006|02:27 pm]
|||||Semi-Charmed Life--Third Eye Blind||]|
Dear Chester Bennington,
Trust me, this isn't another fan letter. What I would really like to know is why the fuck you went and got engaged to a porn star. Weren't you the one who said that you wanted Draven to have a normal life? Well not only is he gonna be popular because of you, but also because his friends are going to be saying things like "Dude! Your mom is like soooo hott! Wasn't she like a porn star or something?" Now do you want your son to be exposed like this? I sure wouldn't! Think about it. I'm sure you would looooooooooove to be with Sam, and I strongly suggest that you find SOME way to get back with her. I mean she helped you through all those hard times, right? You know, like drugs, suicide, and all that shit. But thanks to this prostitute you're engaged with, your fans are starting to hate you. No offence pal, but seriously...you know better than this!
Well onto later news. I heard that you had ANOTHER kid, but it's not SAM'S kid, it's TALINDA'S kid. DUDE!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING!?!?!I think all those drinks in your past are finally catching up to you all at once. Sure, this new little guy has a better name than Draven. Yeah, I'd say Tyler Lee is a bit more normal than Draven Sebastian. But Chaz, word to the wise: STOP DATING PORN STARS!!! Or let alone people that are wayyyyyyyy out of your league. I would even think that at this point, your better off dating Mike Shinoda....ok maybe it's not THAT bad but still you should really think about dumping that bitch....PLEASE!!! I'm sure soooooo many other people would agree with me. Please, just take some time, think about it. What I'm saying could actually make your life a bit easier, if only you could just DUMP THAT TALINDA/POODLE BITCH!!
No Worries Man,